we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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