Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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