we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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