i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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