Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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