its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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