The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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