I CAN MOONWALK!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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