He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I have aggressive nipples.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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