I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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