do herpes really smell.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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