Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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