Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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