it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
