New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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