No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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