you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
