is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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