Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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