Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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