So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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