she looked like the bat from fern gully.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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