Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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