belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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