Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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