Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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