Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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