I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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