And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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