Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize