So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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