shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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