He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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