I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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