Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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