The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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