Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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