Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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