but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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