But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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