oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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