Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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