Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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