ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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