You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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