I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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