Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
why do cheetos always look like penises
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
