Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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