Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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