I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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