More tranny stories later!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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