I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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