I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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