hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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