giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
last night I used snow as a chaser
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